Pop disputes porch thermometer
Instrument reads 9°C. Pop puts it at “six, tops.”
By Pop's grandsonSenior Pop Correspondent
· Issue 8 · 1 min read

The porch thermometer read 9°C at 6:15 Tuesday morning. Pop does not accept this.
“It's six, tops,” he said, tapping the glass, which did not change the reading. The thermometer was installed in 1988 and has, by Pop's account, “never once been right.”
Pop has used it every day for thirty-eight years.
Pop's own forecast for the week: “It'll rain.”

